I guess I had this coming, but I finally found a Florida state park I don’t like. Collier-Seminole is between Big Cypress National Preserve and Everglades National Park, 20 miles or so south of Naples. We did not see a single mosquito in the Everglades. Now I know where they all were. I have a handful of bites but everyone else is plagued with them! And if the skeeters don’t get ya, the no seeums will. The worst part is that they found a way inside. We were so (rightly) paranoid that we hardly slept.
Strike two was no internet connectivity. Spotty one bar coverage on our cell phones, no wifi, nowhere close enough to bike to to get internet. Not good when your livelihood depends on it.